POST 5 2019 (14): MY FUTURE JOB

Hello everyone! Now I will talk about what I think that I'm gonna do in the future.

Resultado de imagen para evo morales memes2020-2025: The third world war begins because Donald Trump makes a joke about the Kim Jom Um's haircut. Kim send all his atomic bombs to the United States. Chile begins an alliance with was left of the U.S.A. because Piñera wants to be friend of Trump. In this situation, I´m forced to join to the chilean army and fight in Vietnam. Chile loses the war, and after the destruction of all Korea's peninsula, Bolivia is the winner and the most powerful country in the world.

2025-2040: Bolivia conquest Chile. I become a janitor and I serve to the supreme leader Evo Morales. Evo is reelected for 15th time, but it is strange, there are no votation process, and there are no another candidates.

Resultado de imagen para pelao schuster
2040-2045: The Augusto Schuster's rebelion begins. Evo dies. I lose my job as a Janitor and I become a porn star. Chile is independent again, but a marepoto (sea ass) inundate all the country. The disaster remind us that the nature is more powerful than a north korean with a ridiculous haircut.

2046- ????: For the rest of my life I work in little jobs to earn some money. One day I sit in a bus parade and tell my story to the people around me. They think that I'm a mentally retarded.

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